Corrupting

Oh, so are the ways of the wicked. I have a friend who through our relationship has obviously been corrupted. When I first meet this girl. She was all, No I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't party. It's wrong. Besides I don't see the point of doing stuff like that... One trip to San Felipe, several parties, a boy friend, and 2 years later I get this phone call:

Hey Jared, guess what...(I dunno what?) I'm drunk... haha or better yet, I'm a bittle lit tipsy.

From little girl who told me the first time she had anything to drink "I am never drinking again" to girl that same week who finishes the nastiest Pina Colada ever in like 2.3 seconds.

Fast forward a bit to dating her boyfriend.. She begins to Smoke... Gross... and something that cannot be blamed on me. I don't smoke...eww.

Then to the several months of "educating" this girl as to all of the different sex terms. Oh and I mean all of them. Now folks this one isn't through me directly. She can thank my friends Chris, and Sarah for all that.

Forward all the way to last night. I get yet another call. (P.S. Drunk Dialing woohoo.) Hey, Jared what are you doing... wanna come over and drink...(now I hardy could be called a very good student I am like many the king of procrastination)

I respond, umm Robyn its 12:30 am I have work to do.(now comes the kicker)

More conversation etc... Stuff you don't want to hear stuff she would kill me for repeating and then... I went and smoked Hooka for the first time, I wanna do it again sure you don't want to come.
So right. (P.S. Did I mention that my friend not being 21 yet has me buy her drinks at restaurants, and stores. She turns 21 next month though... I'm Kind of scared... I mean does anyone here remember my 21st?)

So have corrupted yet another wholesome individual... well not corrupted. I would use the term "educated" actually. Now she can be a successful member of the college community. Not that you have to party all the time, smoke, and all that. Just that you need to know how to get that "fullexperience" in school and in life. You know?

-J

And thats my new Philosophy!