Saturday, June 26, 2004

I'm getting creative wtih those updates... NOT


The I never game

Ok, to play the game, place an (x) in front of the things you have never done, a (_) in front of the things you have done at least once and a (?) in front of the things you don't know if you have done. When you are done add an "I have never..." of your own.

(_) I have never been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I have never been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have been dumped
(x) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(x) I have never cut myself on purpose
(x) I never have been in a fist fight
( ) I never snuck out of my parent's house
(x) I never have been arrested
(?) I never made out with a stranger
(x) I never stole anything from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Time Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend (it was a tiny white lie.. okay its was teh whole gay thing...)
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(x) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school (played hookie... yes!)
(x) I never slept with a co-worker
(x) I never have thrown up in a bar
(x) I never have purposely set myself on fire (don't ask)
(_) I never have eaten sushi
(_) I never have been snowboarding
If you have never been snowboarding... you need to fix that.
(_) I never have been happy with myself
We need to talk if you put and x here
(_) I never have met a movie star
(_) I never went to a prom
(x) I never bungee jumped
(_) I never have been to a pop concert
(x) I never have dated someone for over a year
( ) I never ate a mango
(x) I never killed anyone before
(x) I never went sailing
(_) I have never had a job
(_) I never told someone how much they meant to me.
(x) I never have gone sky diving
(x) I never ran outside and danced in the street naked.
(_) I have never had a lesbian/gay close friend.
(_) I have never watched C-SPAN for over an hour.
(_) I have never gone out with someone more than a year younger than me.
(x) I have never had group sex or done sexual things in a group


-J

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

A new slant


Every so often I discover somthing new about myself, friends, the world or whatever. Lately... I think I have been discovering too much. It's very true ignorance is bliss, ignorance is also intolerable. But there are parts of my mind that want to remain as innocent as possible so I on occasion choose to ignore certain media events. I have been going to the gym a lot lately... though this last week I have kinda been slowing it down just a minor lapse trust me. I am all about the magic tan now though no cancer, no alligator skin when I am older all the healthy glow! Life is good, damn life is great besides the car situation... but even that will be chaneing soon. oh...

HUGE 4th of JULY party at my house. THERE WILL BE A GUEST LIST... so e-mail me to get yourself on it.

still lacking on the updating. But at least im not blocking people on AIM. LAME even if you are thousands of miles away.


-J